SGP: What all they show in the news these days!! I don’t like it at all!
RFB: Dude, you know everything about history, but nothing about the present! Watch the news!
SGP: Beta… History repeats itself…!
RFB: Haan theek hai, history will repeat itself, and you will become a monkey again!

Stree is listening to the conversation with interest, but also watching the news from the corner of his eyes…
A’jee-K’wale: Where were you when the bomb blast occurred?
SGP: Beta…!
RFB: Look at Stree… ask him where he was! Btw SGP, do you know how to make an explosive? How to make rockets? Ask Stree!
Stree: Dishkyaon…!
Chorus: Pocket mein rocket hai… pocket mein…

SGP: Abbe yaar tum log meri hi kyun lete ho har bar?
RFB: Hum log teri nahin, Stree ki le rahe hain is baar!
Stree: He he he! Dishkyaon…

A’jee-K’wale: Abbe, he is returning on Monday, right?
MGupta4: And even “HE” is returning on Monday!
SGP: Who is he?
RFB: Chiteej
SGP: And who else?
MGupta4: HE, whom you do not want to SEE!
A’jee-K’wale: He is enjoying ladyboys…
SGP: Ladyboys? Yeh Ladyboys kya hota hai?
RFB: SGPpppppp… Ladyboys… Lady+Boys=Ladyboys!
(think: Hansa/Praful/Khichadi)
SGP: Beta…!
SGupta: You are blushing! OMG!

SGP: Theek hai… I will see you all tomorrow!
RFB: Ofcourse!

History will repeat itself!
Aur hum teri kal fir marenge!

Btw, if you did not understand SGP, here are some pointers:
KGP = Kharagpur
MGP = Magarpatta
SGP = ?

Stree: Bass bass, yahin pe rok de
RFB: Gatcha!
Stree: Do I need to sign the roster?!!??

Sometime before that:

Rickshaw: Raja, raja, raja… %#@%@ @^#%$%#@ @# #@%#2
Stree: Appu Raja!
RFB: Really? Man, you have awesome memory!
Stree: \m/
RFB: Does it sound like that? I think it is some marathi song
Stree: The words are not the same I think, but it is Appu Raja
RFB: The music sounds different too!
Stree: Yeh, but it is Appu Raja! It is just like that!

Sometime before that…

Mgupta4: Are you leaving?
RFB: Ye ye!
Stree: Ok guys, I am leaving too. Marathe, lets go!
RFB: I got my phatphati.
Stree: You mean, Ducati??
RFB: Yeh, a 100cc Ducati!! Do you want a lift?
A’jee-K’wale: It is called a ‘ride’, not a ‘lift’!
RFB: Like, ‘pillion’?
A’jee-K’wale: \m/
RFB: Gatcha!
RFB: Lets go Stree!

Sometime before that…

RFB: Stree, Stree… Hey Stree…
Stree smiles across the glass divider
RFB: How about this: “Stree, Stree, Nice Stree”
Stree: What?
RFB: Have you watched the movie ‘UP’? In that there is this little boy who goes around the old man’s house searching for a snipe, calling out – ‘Snipe Snipe, nice Snipe, Come out Snipe… Clap Clap Clap!’
Stree: Yeh!
RFB: So how about: “Stree Stree, Nice Stree, Clap Clap Clap!”
Stree: I will give your supari!

Question: Who had the last laugh?

This is RFB, a character appearing frequently in my blog. For all those who did not know, RFB means much like what he is, Round Fat Boy!

Hope you enjoy reading more on the life and times of RFB!